Live Debate Coverage! - comedic points only
Palin - Go to a kids soccer game and ask the kid's parents about the economy.
Biden - is allowed to stay on topic.
Palin - is on the Dallas Mavericks apparently
Palin - Darn right! There was greed, and there is corruption, guess there's no greed any more, only corruption. Joe six-pack, hockey moms, unite and take over! Heck of a lot a good lessons.
Biden - Obama is a regulator, kind of like a laxative. Joe asked Joey how much it was to fill his tank.
Palin - Darn right we need tax relief!
Biden - Deregulation across the board!
Palin - Gonna talk straight! (please stop looking right into the camera)
Time's up!
Biden - The middle class are watching this!
Palin - Haha, Federal Government! Hahahahah!
Biden - One hand you give it, one hand you take it. Joe Biden knows about websites!!! Bridge to nowhere?
Biden - Can't slow up on anything! Except the word characterized. That's what I'm talking about.
Palin - I was takin' on the oil companies! Not gonna' happen in my state! Been at this about 5 weeks.
Biden - Asking a rhetorical question. Why?
Palin - That darn corruption and greed on wall street. A toxic mess on main street is effecting wall street. (Where's the intersection?)
Biden - Better get on the stick here.
Palin - *smiled when she said 'nonsensical'*
*End, my phone is ringing*
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