I really should be asleep right now, but I can’t help but think about how bad my last writing was. I can do better than that (I hope). Some things I was trying to remember during the day:
Nonchalant, but there is no “chalant”
I feel superior while in a meeting and someone’s cell phone rings loudly. Everyone else checks to turn theirs down in volume. I feel like I’m a better person than them because mine is always on silent. Fuck you all!
person 1: "Are those your five children?"
person 2: "No, those are 5 pictures of my son."
person 1: "I'm sure they'll are turn out to be fine adults."
Why do couples say they are “trying to have a baby”? Why not say, “We fuck the shit of each other all the time.”
I’m surprised I could remember all of that from today! Ok, I copied one from an e-mail I sent myself and one was from when I was in New York. Guess which was from today?
I got my Dark Night midnight showing ticket. Shouldn’t I be asleep by now?
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