(nice dream)

I wrote this to my friend April after she told me she got a job with MTV:

I had a crazy dream that I woke up and turned on the TV and it was on MTV and had my name on the screen as a contest winner to spend a week in NYC. What?! But it said I already lived in New York, but I know it was for me because the census said I'm the only Joey Flispart in the world (well, 1 or fewer). So I get there and it's all weird and everything, and I'm in this guys house/apartment and it's all like a big open 3-story porch. I don't have my phone, my wallet, but I have my car keys and my old phone I haven't had in 4 years, but it doesn't work. I am walking through the "porch" and I see this thing that looks like a cross between a toilet augur and a keytar. It is labeled as Radiohead above the keys, and the toilet augur part come from the long spring-like metal tubing coming out of it, plus it has like a metal gun handle. I have no idea what this thing is, but I assumed it made weird "Radiohead sounds". So I think I walk around some more, and when I come back to that room, the cast of the Kill Bill movies are there. They are all playing music, so what do I do? I go get that damned Radiohead machine I saw earlier! I played the keytar parts while using the gun-type action handle to point the metal springs into a speaker. The sound was awesome! Well, I thought it was awesome, and so did Michael Madsen, but Darryl Hannah (I think that's her name) didn't like it. Said I put too much into it. So then we all left and we each had a Jaguar XJ220. I climbed into mine through the sunroof :D